There's no way it should have been that difficult. All I was trying to do was replace our broken toilet seat. You remove two screws, pop off the old seat, and install the new one. A five-minute job—ten at the most. The first bolt came right off. The other—not so much. Rusty! More than rusted, it appeared welded. No amount of torque from my wrench or spray from my WD-40 made it budge. It was time to get serious. With a power tool, I could slice the bolt off and grind down some of the wing nut. Still no go! Finally, we…
Unfulfilled Expectations
It's the most impressive mountain range in the state of Illinois. You say there are no mountain ranges in the Land of Lincoln? Okay. So maybe I've exaggerated the peaks of rust that jut skyward near Chicago's Kedzie Avenue. Upon closer examination, the man-made mounds of steel reveal surprisingly recognizable chunks of everyday stuff. Crane-mounted magnets and hydraulic claws paw at the piles, sorting and stacking washing machines, cars, refrigerators, dryers, freezers, and more. Though I’m glad for the recycling, I’m a bit sad for myself—and you. In those piles, I see the investment of so many false hopes, not…
Holy Expectation
Our two garden boxes are nothing to brag about. But come July or August, they will produce: beans, tomatoes, onions and peppers (sweet and spicy). We have every expectation of enjoying our own organic crops. The soil we used was pre-loaded with plant minerals. We’ve watered regularly and there’s been plenty of sun. I even yanked a couple of weeds earlier today. So there’s every reason to hope for a harvest. The other day, in a weird warped moment, I asked myself, how would I feel if after all the work (mostly my wife’s) of planting, watering, fertilizing and weeding we got nothing for…
A Curious Collection
Harriet Miller Ellwood passed away quietly on July 16, 1910. You say you’re not familiar with Harriet? She married Isaac Ellwood, a fabulously wealthy businessman who earned his millions selling and distributing barbed wire. Diana and I visited their estate in DeKalb, Illinois—a town known for corn more than wire. Apart from the stately home the Ellwoods built, what caught my eye was an unusual collection of, well, stuff. I refer to the lot of minerals, relics, and curiosities made by Mrs. Issac L. Elwood. Its treasures number in the hundreds and include: A flower from Lincoln’s coffin Lava from…
94 Years Young
“I'm an electrical engineer turned Bible teacher and theologian. I hope that's not shocking.” Fred Dickason has a twinkle in his eye and a smile on his face. He is 94 years young—and I do mean young. He zips around his apartment complex, greeting just about everyone by name, then welcomes us into his home. There, we record an interview for an upcoming Moody Radio broadcast. Fred's answers and reflexes are lightning-fast. We are discussing his newest book, Dangers of the Spirit World. Though several of Fred’s books are considered classroom standards in seminaries and Christian colleges, he’s lately given…
Worth Just 49 Cents?
Can you name this author? Two clues: Clue #1: He wrote nearly 10% of the most quoted lines ever written or spoken in the English language. Clue #2: Only one other English writer is quoted more often. Who was he? William Shakespeare, of course (“a rose by any other name….parting is such sweet sorrow…”). He wrote 37 plays that total 884,429 words. By comparison, the King James Bible contains 783,137 words. If the pen is mightier than the sword, Shakespeare was among the mightiest. That’s why I was so stunned when I saw the offer from Amazon Kindle. I could…
Totaled!
How to ruin a perfectly sunny morning: STEP 1: Find yourself snarled in stop-and-go traffic. STEP 2: Come to a complete stop and wait until… STEP 3: Another car bumps into yours. That was us. In God's kindness, the collision claimed no casualties. The airbags didn't go off, and when we surveyed the damage, it seemed apparent this was a rather minor accident. Thankfully, the other driver was insured, and the fender-bender left our car drivable. No drama, mama. One month later, we were reminded that things are not always as they appear. The voice on the other end of…
Mutts Gone Nuts
Mutts Gone Nuts. That's how they billed the evening. Five dogs—all rescued from animal shelters and trained by Scott and Joan Houston and Sam Valle—delighted the audience with their antics and agility. We smiled as the dogs scampered on rotating barrels. We chuckled as these furry friends danced on two legs. Then trainer Samantha Valle—who has appeared on Kelly and Ryan—introduced us to the greyhound that holds the record for the highest jump of any dog in the world. But the thing that blew my mind was watching one of the dogs jump rope and then do Double Dutch jump…
The Remarkable Manish
You probably never met Manish Sukhadev. He recently succumbed to the Coronavirus wave sweeping over India. But before he died, Manish lived. Really lived. He was an Awana missionary in central India, and that’s where I met him back in 2011. Born a Dalit—India’s lowest caste—he was a short guy with a big smile and an impish laugh. Manish was one of those guys who was “on” 24 hours a day. He was never not a missionary. Flipping through our India photos, one of my favorites is a shot of Manish parked on the cement floor with someone he had…
When Hymns are on TV
Did you watch the American Country Music Awards last weekend? Despite having fewer viewers than last year, the ACM awards show still drew a larger audience than its network competitors combined. Though I like a lot of modern country music, award shows are not my thing. But I’m so glad Diana was watching. I was working on a sermon in my office when the sounds of Amazing Grace echoed down the hall. Sauntering into the family room, I watched Carrie Underwood proclaiming, "was blind, but now I see!" Then gospel music legend CeCe Winans joined her for a stunning rendition…