Kindness sometimes wears red suspenders. My son, Tim, and I had just flown from Chicago to Kansas and our GPS was struggling to locate the house of the guest we were trying to visit. With a population of 858, McLouth is not exactly a major metropolis. Still, we were stymied. We were also hungry, had time to burn before our meeting, and decided to get something to eat before tackling the final GPS challenge. Traveler, be warned. Dining choices in McLouth are scarce. We ended up munching on pork sandwiches from the local Casey's gas station. In the comfort of…
Remembering Stan Freberg
He’s the funniest guy you never heard of: Stan Freberg, the sultan of satire, the wizard of one-liners. In a sketch from Freberg’s History of the United States comedy album, George Washington trods through winter snows to the home of seamstress Betsy Ross, who is making the nation’s first flag. As Washington tromps inside, Betsy yells out, “Hey, hey—ever hear of wipin’ your feet? You’re gettin’ snow all over my early American rug!” Their contentious flag meeting ends with Betsy asking General Washington, “Do you want me to put it on a hangar?” To which he replies nonchalantly, “No, I’ll…
Two Year Olds
Two year olds have a way of seeing—and saying—things. For example, our two-year-old grandson, Caleb, comes to our house to color and fold paper “aircranes.” Naturally, we have contests to see how far those “aircranes” will fly. After his parents told him he could have some Sprite only after he finished drinking a glass of water, Caleb immediately began to guzzle. The water was drizzling down his chin and he was gasping for breath. He stopped a moment and declared with exasperation, “It takes so wong!” (long). One night playing with his dad, Caleb reached up to feel his pop's…
Snowstorm in Springtime
What is it about hard times that soften the human spirit? A recent spring snow storm that assaulted our Monday morning commute seemed to many unkind, even cruel. Sliding through the significant slush in downtown Chicago, I was intrigued with the way people were notably friendlier in this sudden “hardship.” I heard one stranger thanking another stranger for shoveling his sidewalk. These are people who would normally not even notice each other on the street, let alone exchange courtesies. As I picked my way carefully, I came to a length of sidewalk that “nobody” owns—so “nobody” shovels it. The only…
Why I don’t use an electronic Bible in church
Recently, a student asked me if I use an electronic Bible in church. I told him no. Before I give you my reasons, let me first tell you that I love (even depend on) electronic Bibles and commentaries for sermon preparation, crafting devotionals and researching biblical issues. The ability to click with a mouse, swipe with my tablet or peruse with my smartphone is a huge time saver. But when I attend church or speak in church, I never use anything electronic. Here’s why. First, the Bible is not like any other book. It is unique in every sense. Actually,…
Pancake Magic
When it comes to geography, Americans are notoriously ignorant—and curiously unbothered about it. Whether looking at a globe or a U.S. map, most folks just don't care. Take my home state, Illinois. For those who live in the city of Chicago or its suburbs, their knowledge of the state's western borders ends at the city of DeKalb, home of Northern Illinois University. But about half of the state lies west of this point—the half where my wife grew up. It's the half that rarely makes the news. Yet I say you have not lived until you've been there and cruised…
To Shout No
She alone witnessed the crime. Peering across the room, her intelligent eyes tracked his silent motion toward the door, observing his catlike ease in slipping behind it. Her acute sense of hearing registered his cruel deed. When she could take it no more, she blurted out, “No, no, no!” Over and over she screamed it. That's when Lucy's mother walked over to the shouting 16 month-old, asking what it was that so upset her. The pantry door—now open—revealed the crime and the criminal: Lucy’s two year old brother Caleb had snitched a number of snacks, the sound of the crinkling…
Gutters of Tears
It’s amazing what you find in the paper. Recently, I picked up a Wall Street Journal and read Barton Swain's review of Thomas Kidd's new biography, George Whitfield. Born in 1714, Whitfield was just 21 years old when—as he put it— after enduring many months' inexpressible trials by night and day… God was pleased at length to remove the heavy load and to enable me to lay hold on his dear Son by a living faith. George Whitfield’s spiritual journey caused him to deeply ponder the subject of conversion itself. This passion pushed him toward further study, ordination, and an…
The Extra Mile
Have you ever felt like you haven’t been properly rewarded for going the extra mile? I’m guessing Robert Ford might have felt that way. Captain Ford was piloting a Pan Am Boeing 317-B just two hours out of Auckland, New Zealand, when his radio officer relayed the news about the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Opening top secret instructions, Captain Ford was told that his aircraft (essentially a flying boat able to carry 74 passengers) was a strategic military resource and must not get into enemy hands. Toward that end, he was ordered to take “the long way home” to…
Guard Your Heart!
“What’s in your wallet?” So goes the popular ad campaign. But I have a different question for you: “What’s in your heart?” With Valentine’s Day in the rearview mirror, I’m reminded of Proverbs 4:23: “Above all, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.” Puritan John Flavel once claimed, “The keeping and right managing of the heart in every condition is the great business of a Christian’s life.” Peter Moffett staunchly advocates, “Rather look to the defending of thy heart, than to the defending of thy house.” To a culture like ours, the keeping of a heart seems…